she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Less talking, more tequila
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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