is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
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That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
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Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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