operation harelip BJ is a go
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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