I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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