Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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