Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
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So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
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Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
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