i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Floor bacon is actually really good
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