yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
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He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
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I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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