Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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