I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
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Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
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Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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