Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
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It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
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I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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