Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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