was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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