Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Randomize
