I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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