please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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