Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Farmville is her only friend.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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