office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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