I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
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I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
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seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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