he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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