Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
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the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
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It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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