So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
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She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
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It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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