he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
The best revenge is premature balding
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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