Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
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I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
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Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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