You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
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It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
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you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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