Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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