You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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