"it" just moved
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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