Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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