everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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