So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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