well you can't waste a boner
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
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he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
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Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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