if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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