you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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