I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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