Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
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So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
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Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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