Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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