is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
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jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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