I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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