I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I want you more than these girls want KFC
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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