You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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