Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(865): View more from Tennessee

If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.

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(214): View more from Texas

come over

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yeah sure

(1-214): View more from Texas

wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10

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(314): View more from Missouri

Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong

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(563): View more from Iowa

Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties

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(513): View more from Ohio

Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off

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(209): View more from California

Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!

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(708): View more from Illinois

And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background

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(480): View more from Arizona

This may sound strange but do you have my pants?

(1-480): View more from Arizona

You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...

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