TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
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I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
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she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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