wat bout pragnant strippers??
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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