Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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