butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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