he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
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Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
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It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
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Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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