idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
