I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i think i have two assholes
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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