Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
i dont even know how to be here
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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