apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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