it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I have feelings that need drinking.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
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