im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
the day after is always just damage control
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
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The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
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She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
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