I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
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I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
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The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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