I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I puked a lego.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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