How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
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I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
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Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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