Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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