There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
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Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
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I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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