Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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